the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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