the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
a search helicopter?!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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