I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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