she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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