I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize