Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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