can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There r osticjed everywhere
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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