Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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