I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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