I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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