clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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