her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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