he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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