Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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