I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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