At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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