Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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