Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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