therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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