google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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