I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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