Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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