sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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