Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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