You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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