as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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