On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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