just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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