I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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