He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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