it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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