does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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