i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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