This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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