Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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