Welp...herpes.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Princesses don't give blow jobs
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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