Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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