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We're like a lot better than the average bears
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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