What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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