Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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