I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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