Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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