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My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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