office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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