We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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