Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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