i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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