After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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