All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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