i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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