Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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