I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My dick has a subreddit
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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