did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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