ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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